Hop on and get ready to laugh with these Bus puns and jokes That’ll Take You on a Laughing Ride! These funny and clever jokes will keep you smiling all the way. Whether you ride the bus every day or just enjoy a good laugh, this collection is sure to make your trip more fun!
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Bus Puns
That joke really drove me crazy just like a morning bus ride.
I don’t trust the driver, he always seems a little two-tired.
My friend told a joke on the bus, and it really wheeled me in.
The party bus?
Now that’s what I call a ride to remember.
I missed the bus, but don’t worry I’ll catch up later.
School buses are always so bright because they have sunny personalities.
When buses argue, it turns into a full-on route battle.
Double-decker buses just like to stay on top of things.
The bus broke down, but at least it gave us time to reflect.
Tour buses always know how to take the scenic route.
I didn’t like the joke about buses it was a real drag.
Bus drivers never get lost; they always stay on track.
Don’t gossip on the bus you might get thrown under it.
My local bus is so friendly, it always gives me a warm seat.
I asked the bus for advice it said, “Just keep rolling.”
Electric buses really know how to spark up a conversation.
The bus was late again it’s always behind schedule.
Never tell secrets on the bus they always travel fast.
The food truck got jealous of the bus it wasn’t as well-driven.
I told my bus driver he was funny he said, “I’m just steering the humor.”
Buses are great musicians; they’re good at brass routes.
When the bus sings, it always hits the highway notes.
My bus driver moonlights as a comedian he knows how to deliver lines.
The new bus is so cool, it’s got wheel appeal.
My bus app is always lagging it really tests my patience.
Buses always tell the route truth.
A bus without wheels is just a stationary joke.
Don’t make fun of buses, they can’t handle the pressure brakes.
The student bus is always full of class.
Whenever buses throw parties, they call it a ride celebration.
A broken bus is like a bad joke it just doesn’t move people.
Bus Jokes
What do you call a bus full of musical students?
An orchestra on wheels.
Why did the bus stop telling jokes?
Because it didn’t want to be taken for a ride.
Why don’t buses ever get tired?
Because they always run on schedule.
What’s a bus’s favorite type of exercise?
Cross-training at the crossroads.
Why was the math teacher late on the bus?
Because she took the wrong angle.
Why did the bus blush?
Because it saw the traffic light change.
What’s a school bus’s favorite subject?
History it always repeats itself.
Why was the bus always calm?
Because it knew how to keep its route.
What do you call a sleeping bus?
A nap route.
Why did the bus driver get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… of traffic.
Why don’t buses like secrets?
Because they always spill the route.
What do you call a bus that plays hide-and-seek?
A peek-up bus.
Why did the tourist bus fail its test?
Because it couldn’t focus on one stop.
Why did the kids love the school bus?
Because it was driven by fun.
Short Bus Jokes
Why was the bus always on time?
Because it didn’t want to miss the stop-light.
Why don’t buses ever get nervous?
They stick to their route.
What’s a bus’s favorite sport?
Track and field.
Why did the bus break up with the car?
It needed more space.
What do buses do at lunch?
They take a brake.
Why was the school bus so smart?
It was full of bright students.
What’s a bus’s favorite instrument?
The drum because it keeps the beat.
Why did the bus driver bring a pencil?
To draw his route.
What’s a bus’s favorite movie?
Fast and Curious.
Why was the bus tired?
It had too many stops.
What do you call a funny bus?
A laugh coach.
Why don’t buses like rain?
Because it dampens their spirits.
What’s a bus’s favorite holiday?
Road trip day.
Why did the bus go to therapy?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a noisy bus?
A chatter-coach.
Why did the student sit at the back of the bus?
Because he wanted to ride in style.
Funny Bus Jokes
Why did the bus apply for a job?
It wanted to get on board with success.
Why don’t buses play poker?
Because they hate getting dealt bad routes.
What happened when the bus told a joke?
Everyone was driven to laughter.
Why did the ghost ride the bus?
Because he was afraid of car-pooling.
What’s a bus’s favorite dance move?
The traffic shuffle.
Why was the bus driver so chill?
Because he let things just roll on.
Why don’t buses ever fight?
They stay in their lanes.
What did the bus say to the taxi?
“You’re too small to handle my route!”
Why did the chicken ride the bus?
Because the road was closed.
What do you call a frozen bus?
A chill coach.
Why was the comedy bus always full?
Everyone wanted a seat at the jokes.
What did the teacher say on the school bus?
“Class, please remain seated.”
Why did the bus stop at the bakery?
To pick up some jam rolls.
What’s a bus driver’s favorite snack?
Traffic cones.
Why don’t buses get lost?
They follow the signs.
What did the bus do at the talent show?
It gave a wheel-y good performance.
Funny Short Bus Jokes
Why did the bus smile?
Because it was driven happy.
What do buses eat?
Traffic jam.
The bus was late…
It missed its own stop!
Why did the bus blush?
It saw the stoplight change.
My bus driver’s so cool…
He’s always on route.
A broken bus is like a joke…
It doesn’t move people.
Why did the chicken take the bus?
The road was closed.
What’s a bus’s favorite color?
Stop-sign red.
The double-decker said…
“I’m on top of things!”
Why was the bus full?
Because laughter was on board.
What’s a sleepy bus called?
A snooze coach.
Why do buses never argue?
They stay in their lanes.
The bus told a joke…
It was wheely funny.
What do buses love at parties?
Musical stops.
Why did the bus get promoted?
It went the extra mile.
What’s a bus’s favorite pet?
A road-dog.
Why did the bus go to school?
To learn new routes.
