Hop on and get ready to laugh with these Bus puns and jokes That’ll Take You on a Laughing Ride! These funny and clever jokes will keep you smiling all the way. Whether you ride the bus every day or just enjoy a good laugh, this collection is sure to make your trip more fun!
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Bus Puns
That joke really drove me crazy just like a morning bus ride.
I don’t trust the driver, he always seems a little two-tired.
My friend told a joke on the bus, and it really wheeled me in.
The party bus?
Now that’s what I call a ride to remember.
I missed the bus, but don’t worry I’ll catch up later.
School buses are always so bright because they have sunny personalities.
When buses argue, it turns into a full-on route battle.
Double-decker buses just like to stay on top of things.
The bus broke down, but at least it gave us time to reflect.
Tour buses always know how to take the scenic route.
I didn’t like the joke about buses it was a real drag.
Bus drivers never get lost; they always stay on track.
Don’t gossip on the bus you might get thrown under it.
My local bus is so friendly, it always gives me a warm seat.
I asked the bus for advice it said, “Just keep rolling.”
Electric buses really know how to spark up a conversation.
The bus was late again it’s always behind schedule.
Never tell secrets on the bus they always travel fast.
The food truck got jealous of the bus it wasn’t as well-driven.
I told my bus driver he was funny he said, “I’m just steering the humor.”
Buses are great musicians; they’re good at brass routes.
When the bus sings, it always hits the highway notes.
My bus driver moonlights as a comedian he knows how to deliver lines.
The new bus is so cool, it’s got wheel appeal.
My bus app is always lagging it really tests my patience.
Buses always tell the route truth.
A bus without wheels is just a stationary joke.
Don’t make fun of buses, they can’t handle the pressure brakes.
The student bus is always full of class.
I told a pun on the bus, and people said it was driven too far.
City buses love math they know all the right angles.
If buses had social media, they’d post ride updates.
A quiet bus is a rare sight-seeing.
The bus driver’s jokes are always on route.
Long-distance buses are pros at going the extra mile.
If buses wrote poetry, it would be wheel-y deep.
That new bus is so stylish it’s a real traffic stopper.
My bus driver’s playlist?
Just full of road tunes.
Whenever buses throw parties, they call it a ride celebration.
A broken bus is like a bad joke it just doesn’t move people.
Bus Jokes
Why did the bus driver bring a ladder to work?
Because he wanted to take his job to the next level!
What do you call a bus full of musical students?
An orchestra on wheels.
Why did the bus stop telling jokes?
Because it didn’t want to be taken for a ride.
Why don’t buses ever get tired?
Because they always run on schedule.
What’s a bus’s favorite type of exercise?
Cross-training at the crossroads.
Why was the math teacher late on the bus?
Because she took the wrong angle.
What do you call a bus that tells stories?
A tale-wagon.
Why did the bus blush?
Because it saw the traffic light change.
What’s a school bus’s favorite subject?
History it always repeats itself.
Why was the bus always calm?
Because it knew how to keep its route.
What do you call a sleeping bus?
A nap route.
Why did the bus driver get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… of traffic.
What do you call a bus that loves jokes?
A pun-ride.
Why don’t buses like secrets?
Because they always spill the route.
What do you call a bus that plays hide-and-seek?
A peek-up bus.
Why did the tourist bus fail its test?
Because it couldn’t focus on one stop.
Why did the kids love the school bus?
Because it was driven by fun.
What did the passenger say to the late bus?
“You really missed your stop-portunity!”
Why do buses love to gossip?
Because they always hear things at the stops.
What do you call a bus with no wheels?
A “stop” sign.
Why was the comedy bus always full?
Because people couldn’t stop laughing on board.
What’s a bus driver’s favorite game?
Follow the leader.
Why did the bus bring a notebook?
To keep track of its stops.
What kind of bus loves art?
A sketch-bus.
Why did the double-decker bus get promoted?
Because it was on another level.
Why was the bus late to the party?
Because it got caught in a traffic jam session.
What do buses do at night?
They park and dream of new routes.
Why was the bus so wise?
Because it had traveled many roads.
What’s a bus’s favorite snack?
Traffic cones extra crunchy.
Why did the bus fail as a comedian?
Its jokes were always too long-winded.
What’s the quietest seat on the bus?
The hush seat.
Why did the bus visit the doctor?
Because it had a case of the flat tires.
What do you call a very fast bus?
A zoom-ride.
Why was the bus so popular?
Because it always went the extra mile.
Why did the student bring homework on the bus?
To do “on-board” learning.
What do buses say when they’re excited?
“Hop on it’s going to be a wheel good time!”
Why was the driver never nervous?
Because he had nerves of steel wheels.
What did the bus passenger say when the driver told a joke?
“You really drove that one home!”
Why don’t buses ever argue with each other?
Because they prefer to stay in their own lanes.
What do you call a bus that loves singing?
A karaoke coach.
Short Bus Jokes
Why was the bus always on time?
Because it didn’t want to miss the stop-light.
What do you call a bus that tells lies?
A fib-ride.
Why don’t buses ever get nervous?
They stick to their route.
What’s a bus’s favorite sport?
Track and field.
Why did the bus break up with the car?
It needed more space.
What do buses do at lunch?
They take a brake.
Why was the school bus so smart?
It was full of bright students.
What’s a bus’s favorite instrument?
The drum because it keeps the beat.
Why did the bus driver bring a pencil?
To draw his route.
What’s a bus’s favorite movie?
Fast and Curious.
Why was the bus tired?
It had too many stops.
What do you call a funny bus?
A laugh coach.
Why don’t buses like rain?
Because it dampens their spirits.
What’s a bus’s favorite holiday?
Road trip day.
Why did the bus go to therapy?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a noisy bus?
A chatter-coach.
Why did the student sit at the back of the bus?
Because he wanted to ride in style.
What’s a bus’s favorite music?
Anything with a good route beat.
Why did the bus blush at the stoplight?
It was caught staring.
What’s a bus’s favorite game?
Hop on, hop off.
Why was the electric bus so proud?
Because it was well-charged.
What do buses eat for breakfast?
Traffic jams.
Why don’t buses ever get bored?
They always find new routes.
What did the passenger say to the late bus?
“Better late than never.”
What’s a bus’s favorite type of sandwich?
A stop-wich.
Why did the bus driver smile?
Because he was on the right track.
What do you call a sleeping bus?
A rest stop.
Why do buses love summer?
More road trips!
What’s a bus’s favorite subject?
Geography it knows every route.
Why was the comedy bus so famous?
It had great delivery.
What did the bus say to the road?
“Thanks for keeping me grounded.”
Why did the bus carry a map?
To stay in line.
What do you call a very fast bus?
A zoom coach.
Why did the bus avoid the joke?
It didn’t want to be taken for a ride.
What’s a bus’s favorite color?
Stop-sign red.
Why did the tourist bus get promoted?
Because it had great views.
What do buses do when they’re happy?
They honk with joy.
Why did the bus driver bring sunglasses?
Because his future was bright.
What’s a bus’s favorite bedtime story?
The Wheels Go Round.
Funny Bus Jokes
Why did the bus apply for a job?
It wanted to get on board with success.
Why don’t buses play poker?
Because they hate getting dealt bad routes.
What happened when the bus told a joke?
Everyone was driven to laughter.
Why did the ghost ride the bus?
Because he was afraid of car-pooling.
What’s a bus’s favorite dance move?
The traffic shuffle.
Why was the bus driver so chill?
Because he let things just roll on.
Why don’t buses ever fight?
They stay in their lanes.
What did the bus say to the taxi?
“You’re too small to handle my route!”
Why did the chicken ride the bus?
Because the road was closed.
What do you call a frozen bus?
A chill coach.
Why was the comedy bus always full?
Everyone wanted a seat at the jokes.
What did the teacher say on the school bus?
“Class, please remain seated.”
Why did the bus stop at the bakery?
To pick up some jam rolls.
What’s a bus driver’s favorite snack?
Traffic cones.
Why don’t buses get lost?
They follow the signs.
What did the bus do at the talent show?
It gave a wheel-y good performance.
Why did the double-decker blush?
Because it was on top of things.
What do you call a sleepy bus driver?
A snooze coach.
Why was the bus jealous of the train?
Because it had its own tracks.
Why do buses love math class?
They’re great at finding the right angles.
What did the tourist bus say to the camera?
“Make sure to catch my best side!”
Why was the electric bus excited?
Because it was fully charged.
What did the passenger say when the bus broke down?
“This is a stop I didn’t plan for.”
Why did the bus get promoted?
Because it always went the extra mile.
Why don’t buses keep secrets?
They always let things slip at stops.
What’s a bus’s favorite type of story?
A short route-tale.
Why was the bus driver so good at comedy?
He had great timing.
What did the bus say to the road?
“Thanks for keeping me grounded.”
Why was the bus so polite?
Because it always gave way.
What’s a bus’s favorite pet?
A road-dog.
Why did the students cheer for the school bus?
Because it drove them crazy in a fun way.
What do buses do in winter?
They chill at the stops.
Why was the bus so stylish?
It had great wheel appeal.
What do you call a bus with no driver?
Lost in transit.
Why did the bus bring headphones?
To listen to road tunes.
What do you call a bus that loves jokes?
A pun-ride.
Why did the bus fail at singing?
It couldn’t carry a tune only passengers.
Why did the bus smile in the morning?
Because it knew the day would be a smooth ride.
What’s a bus’s favorite party game?
Musical stops.
Why did the bus driver never quit?
Because he was driven.
Funny Short Bus Jokes
Why did the bus smile?
Because it was driven happy.
What do buses eat?
Traffic jam.
The bus was late…
It missed its own stop!
Why did the bus blush?
It saw the stoplight change.
My bus driver’s so cool…
He’s always on route.
A broken bus is like a joke…
It doesn’t move people.
Why did the chicken take the bus?
The road was closed.
What’s a bus’s favorite color?
Stop-sign red.
The double-decker said…
“I’m on top of things!”
Why was the bus full?
Because laughter was on board.
What’s a sleepy bus called?
A snooze coach.
Why do buses never argue?
They stay in their lanes.
The bus told a joke…
It was wheely funny.
What do buses love at parties?
Musical stops.
Why did the bus get promoted?
It went the extra mile.
What’s a bus’s favorite pet?
A road-dog.
Why did the bus go to school?
To learn new routes.
What do buses do at night?
They park and dream.
The bus driver loves music…
He’s great with road tunes.
Why don’t buses lie?
They stay on track.
What do buses like to read?
Route tales.
Why did the tourist bus cheer?
It had great views.
What’s a bus’s favorite game?
Hop on, hop off.
The electric bus said…
“I’m fully charged for fun!”
Why did the bus love math?
It knew all the angles.
What’s a bus’s favorite snack?
Cone chips.
Why was the bus polite?
It always gave way.
What’s a bus’s favorite bedtime story?
The Wheels Go Round.
The comedy bus was packed…
Everyone wanted a seat for laughs.
Why did the bus bring sunglasses?
Because its future was bright.
What’s a fast bus called?
A zoom coach.
The school bus said…
“I’ve got too much class!”
Why did the bus laugh?
It was tickled by the road.
What’s a bus’s favorite workout?
Cross training.
Why did the passenger thank the bus?
For going the distance.
What’s a bus’s favorite season?
Summer road trip time!
The bus was stylish…
It had wheel appeal.
Why did the bus love poetry?
It liked wheel-y deep lines.
